Cenwegsanhud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage chinchilla.

Cenwegsanhud created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenwegsanhud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cenwegsanhud, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cenwegsanhud's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cenwegsanhud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Cenwegsanhud's priests.

3. Worship no other gods but Cenwegsanhud.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Never go into gray rooms.