Xingesswig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless butterfly.

Xingesswig created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xingesswig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xingesswig, it will torture you forever.

Xingesswig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Xingesswig's Holy Commandments

1. Xingesswig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. You must pray to Xingesswig six times a day.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.