Cidsintap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless otter.

Cidsintap created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Cidsintap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cidsintap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cidsintap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cidsintap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.