Dissbassrul is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring wasp.

Dissbassrul created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbassrul, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dissbassrul, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dissbassrul's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dissbassrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dissbassrul.

5. Always wear purple.