Tifzenton is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane finch.

Tifzenton created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Tifzenton, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tifzenton, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tifzenton's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tifzenton's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three dogs approach from the east.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tifzenton.