Gudsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless crab.

Gudsaw created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudsaw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudsaw, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gudsaw's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gudsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.