Zaknarjig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody wyvern.

Zaknarjig created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaknarjig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zaknarjig, she will turn you into a rock.

Zaknarjig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zaknarjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zaknarjig.

4. Zaknarjig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if four porpoises approach from the north.