Konlunhat Pag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident naga.

Konlunhat Pag created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Konlunhat Pag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Konlunhat Pag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Konlunhat Pag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Konlunhat Pag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always help otters.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.