Queegpodbag Zakbepnib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering crow.

Queegpodbag Zakbepnib created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegpodbag Zakbepnib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queegpodbag Zakbepnib, she will turn you into a duck.

Queegpodbag Zakbepnib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Queegpodbag Zakbepnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Queegpodbag Zakbepnib loves sheep, so they must be honoured.