Vongarfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, deceitful dove.

Vongarfud created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vongarfud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vongarfud, it will destroy your home planet.

Vongarfud's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Vongarfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vongarfud.