Xembestbag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring naga.

Xembestbag created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xembestbag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xembestbag, she will be very unhappy.

Xembestbag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Xembestbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Xembestbag's name in vain.