Midgabvog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited bear.

Midgabvog created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midgabvog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midgabvog, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Midgabvog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Midgabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not make images of living things.