Bidstigkomratmumfadbotflam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing octopus.

Bidstigkomratmumfadbotflam created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidstigkomratmumfadbotflam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bidstigkomratmumfadbotflam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bidstigkomratmumfadbotflam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bidstigkomratmumfadbotflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.