Motgencap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident warg.

Motgencap created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Motgencap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motgencap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Motgencap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Motgencap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if seven sheep approach from the north.

5. Always obey Motgencap's priests.