Tagfidnib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, idiotic camel.

Tagfidnib created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagfidnib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tagfidnib, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tagfidnib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tagfidnib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Tagfidnib on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Put Tagfidnib first in all things.

4. Do not take Tagfidnib's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.