Dossbidtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able chicken.

Dossbidtarg created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbidtarg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dossbidtarg, it will turn you into a worm.

Dossbidtarg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dossbidtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dossbidtarg.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about gulls.