Femwonveggupsagsidfablab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, proud armadillo.

Femwonveggupsagsidfablab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femwonveggupsagsidfablab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Femwonveggupsagsidfablab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Femwonveggupsagsidfablab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Femwonveggupsagsidfablab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if six horses approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.