Hadjatvan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient dog.

Hadjatvan created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadjatvan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadjatvan, it will not care at all.

Hadjatvan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hadjatvan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the west.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Hadjatvan loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair green.