Flagfedstikyarlxuckwapstiptam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart lizard.

Flagfedstikyarlxuckwapstiptam created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfedstikyarlxuckwapstiptam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagfedstikyarlxuckwapstiptam, it will be very sad.

Flagfedstikyarlxuckwapstiptam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flagfedstikyarlxuckwapstiptam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flagfedstikyarlxuckwapstiptam.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.