Cidstikbag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent scorpion.

Cidstikbag created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Cidstikbag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidstikbag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cidstikbag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cidstikbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.