Zogflabdin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent dragon.

Zogflabdin created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogflabdin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zogflabdin, he will turn you into a rat.

Zogflabdin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zogflabdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always pray immersed in water.