Tonyogren is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Tonyogren created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonyogren, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonyogren, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tonyogren's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tonyogren's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Tonyogren's name in vain.