Bunbarnxin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise hyena.

Bunbarnxin created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunbarnxin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bunbarnxin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bunbarnxin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bunbarnxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta rings.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never talk about fire.