Foncipdon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful hippopotamus.

Foncipdon created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncipdon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Foncipdon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Foncipdon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Foncipdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Put Foncipdon first in all things.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about asteroids.