Yatfebwit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise swallow.

Yatfebwit created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfebwit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatfebwit, she will make you grow a tail.

Yatfebwit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yatfebwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.