Wancubrul is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying pigeon.

Wancubrul created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Wancubrul, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wancubrul, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wancubrul's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wancubrul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ants approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Wancubrul.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.