Cuncatcat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omniscient wombat.

Cuncatcat created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuncatcat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cuncatcat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cuncatcat's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cuncatcat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Cuncatcat on top of important buildings.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.