Mabflowvid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, resourceful jaguar.

Mabflowvid created water two years ago.

If you believe in Mabflowvid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabflowvid, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mabflowvid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mabflowvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help goats in need.