Sadlogrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless deer.

Sadlogrutt created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadlogrutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sadlogrutt, she will curse you with boils.

Sadlogrutt's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sadlogrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Never mention porpoises.