Davsatxin Pangkenhiv is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent rat.

Davsatxin Pangkenhiv created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davsatxin Pangkenhiv, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davsatxin Pangkenhiv, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Davsatxin Pangkenhiv's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Davsatxin Pangkenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never eat bark.