Mispark is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil wyvern.

Mispark created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mispark, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mispark, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mispark's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mispark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Mispark nine times a day.