Sandinflat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome cobra.

Sandinflat created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sandinflat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandinflat, he will cry a lot.

Sandinflat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sandinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Put Sandinflat first in all things.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.