Bimlistfat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak fairy.

Bimlistfat created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimlistfat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimlistfat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bimlistfat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bimlistfat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bimlistfat.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Always take life seriously.