Pin Gubflatbut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest fish.

Pin Gubflatbut created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pin Gubflatbut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pin Gubflatbut, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pin Gubflatbut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pin Gubflatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pin Gubflatbut.

5. Never hurt tortoises.