Cepripmip is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous toad.

Cepripmip created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepripmip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepripmip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cepripmip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cepripmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear indigo scarves.