Watnabvegbad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awesome tapir.

Watnabvegbad created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Watnabvegbad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Watnabvegbad, it will ignore you.

Watnabvegbad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Watnabvegbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never paint your hands white.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Watnabvegbad.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.