Nadfebmob is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing lion.

Nadfebmob created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Nadfebmob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nadfebmob, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nadfebmob's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nadfebmob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the west.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.