Zedbogcapmig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish grasshopper.

Zedbogcapmig created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedbogcapmig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zedbogcapmig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zedbogcapmig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zedbogcapmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Zedbogcapmig on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Zedbogcapmig.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.