Jamdodgub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic jackal.

Jamdodgub created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamdodgub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamdodgub, he will not invite you to parties.

Jamdodgub's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jamdodgub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Jamdodgub on top of important buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Jamdodgub.

4. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the south.

5. Never sing in holy places.