Karlittit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic jaguar.

Karlittit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karlittit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Karlittit, she will turn you into a frog.

Karlittit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Karlittit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Karlittit loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Put Karlittit first in all things.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.