Gepflabsom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest gerbil.

Gepflabsom created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gepflabsom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepflabsom, he will turn you into a tree.

Gepflabsom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gepflabsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.