Stikbomlat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered ant.

Stikbomlat created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbomlat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stikbomlat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Stikbomlat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stikbomlat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stikbomlat seven times a day.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.