Mitzodtan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever zebra.

Mitzodtan created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitzodtan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitzodtan, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mitzodtan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mitzodtan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mitzodtan.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.