Yimcussin Mig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane armadillo.

Yimcussin Mig created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Yimcussin Mig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimcussin Mig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yimcussin Mig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yimcussin Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the west.