Hanrullspag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy fly.

Hanrullspag created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanrullspag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanrullspag, she will turn you into a tree.

Hanrullspag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hanrullspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Hanrullspag loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.