Fassistad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic owl.

Fassistad created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fassistad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fassistad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fassistad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fassistad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fassistad on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Run away if five geese approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.