Narldagart is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical manatee.

Narldagart created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narldagart, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Narldagart, he will be very sad.

Narldagart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Narldagart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Narldagart on top of all buildings.