Flamtonweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient dog.

Flamtonweg created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamtonweg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flamtonweg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flamtonweg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flamtonweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never bounce near horses.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about badgers.