Gebnarllib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise fairy.

Gebnarllib created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnarllib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebnarllib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gebnarllib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gebnarllib's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.