Padstragzim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, able frog.

Padstragzim created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padstragzim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padstragzim, it will be very unhappy.

Padstragzim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Padstragzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.